My friend Jen told me that my brain notices every weird things — do you agree?

I related to Jen that I noticed that news headlines often say:

• So and so spoke out against…

• So and so is calling for…

• So and so won’t say whether or not they condemn…

As often as I hear these words used in news headlines, I rarely hear these words used in every day conversation.

I thought to myself, what do I want to speak out against, what would I like to call for, what will I condemn?

Here are my answers:

• I will speak out against pineapple on pizza.

• I would like to call for a celebration for all those people who abandoned pineapple as their favorite topping and adopted sausage, mushrooms, and onions.

• I will not condemn those who choose to keep pineapple as a topping. They have a right to make their mistakes.